This would probably be the last time I'm blogging...
at least in this blog...
I'm currently suffering from a depression and may have a hyperventilation too.(Too shocked)
The main reason im doin this is because i dun wan a certain SOMEONE to read the blog!
In case she decide to sue me over some stuff.(Which is impossible cos i so guai in all my posts)
Geez...I dun care...

I found out tat i actually like PT!!
I simply adore it!
I love cheering while running
Hahas...
I bet some ppl thinks tat i hav gone bonkers.

And i simply abhor FA lessons!
Its like why would u even want to sit on the floor for hours listening to them talk all those S&S or wateva stuff?
That just got me reminded of the lesson yesterday...
The sec 3s were teaching us abt fractures and hyperventilation
then we tried it within our own group.
I was same group as Lan Ruo,Timothy,Xue Li and Yee Shin...
Dunno who suggested "J stars" as
our name but a lot of ppl objected.
Esp. Timothy. Hahas.
Then he told coporal tat we wanna change name
and when she asked wat,Timothy said I dont know...
Then she said "Ok!Change to I don't know"
& I was lyk wat the hell
how could we hav a name so retarded?
Lools

Yea!
It totally sucked!
I volunteered to be the casualty
and Lan Ruo was doin such a bad job supporting me.
I swear tat i would hav fallen down if i wasn't supporting myself.
Yees and xueli were fighting over some bandage stuff
then i got so irritated and annoyed tat i just tied the figure of 8 myself.
And those two were lyk laughing seeing the pissed off look on my face.

Then later,
the sec 3s wanted to be the casualty
and obviously, we died!!!
Ours was Jesslyn.
And she is crazy...
Being polite and heart warming SJAB cadets tat we are,
we introduced ourselves and asked for her name!
The other seniors all sabo each other by saying their names
but...
u would never guess wat Jesslyn said or shouted to be more precise!
"My name is Romeo!"
OMFG!
I was laughing lyk hell!!!
Everyone were laughing actually!
Then suddenly,
Romeo's lover,Juliet came...
She was making such a scene tat i told her tat she was a hindrance!
Lools!
I dun think she heard it anyway.
After tat bloody Juliet left,up came an Elmo...
And i was thinking...
WOW!
Romeo is such a promiscuous GIRL!

Elmo was screaming in my ear and was panting
so i said "U are goin to get a hyperventilation if u dont calm down."
And u guess wat happened!
She hyperventilated!!!
I hate her!
Then,Jesslyn suddenly fainted.
Haiz...
And i got a bit panicky as i tried to pull her up.
Then i exclaimed "Wow! Very heavy leh."
I'm sure she heard it...
Actually,she wasn't heavy at all cos i could sense her trying to get up herself
Lyk abt 30s later,she fainted AGAIN!
Then i got so pissed off tat i said"Can u please wake up?"
U see!
I pissed off still can so polite!
LOL!
I almost wanted to say tat if u still dun wake up,im gonna pinch ur cheeks!
I saw it somewhere tat we must pinch an unconscious person rite?
Then when she woke up,
she exclaimed "How can ask the casualty to wake up one?"
And i was like oops...
Btw.Our beloved Elmo there is still hyperventilating...
Then,our promiscuous Romeo suddenly shouted sth lyk U all dont know how to do der.I then SJAB member...(the whole bloody process of saving her)
LMAO
When sb finally said "Ambulance arrived",
I was so elated tat i almost jumped for joy.
I could finally get away from the pandemonium and ear piercing screams generated by some people...

Ah...peace and tranquility...

Labels: depression, sjab

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